return of the Pinterest horses

I'm not obsessed with horses, honest. It's just that Pinterest has so much good horse stuff that it's impossible not to notice (and the captions are just so captivating - "horse"... "beautiful horse"... "Icelandic horse"). Okay, so I did type in "horse" in the Pinterest search bar (is it so bad to want a horse to feed carrots to, ride to work instead of the PATH train and use for crowd control purposes on the weekends?). Regardless, here are some highlights of my Pinterest horse search: 1) Another celeb-like horse... Human counterpart: Goldie Hawn? Hilary Clinton? Nick Nolte? Who cares, those highlights are perfect!

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2) The caption for this read "Horse cupcake topper"....I'm confused. Is this not a brown pig passing gas on a melting sunflower?

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3) I prefer my lamps to be as realistic of a true life event as possible. I've never seen anything quite so realistic - and dare I say, elegant - as this lovely piece. I mean that horse looks like it may actually quietly and lightly step off that tiny platform. It's almost too much action-packed suspense for one table lamp to handle!

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4) Here's why you should resist the temptation of writing your name in sunscreen on your leg and then tanning...

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5) Finally someone has taught the "ponytail" a lesson and created the exact opposite... the "pony about to leap off your forehead"

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6) Somebody needs to tell this horse that bell bottoms are so 13 years ago...

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7) I don't understand... and yet I can't look away...

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