gold-covered roses: the secret to love

I received this fortune cookie message on Saturday night and I'm sorta confused... photo 3-6

How in the world would I be able to cover roses in gold? Especially 12 of them - that's a lot of Turkish lira. And the process of covering the flowers is melted gold also seems problematic. It seems like it might be a lost jeweler's art.

My sister got this fortune and it makes a lot more sense... I'm assuming they mean a "surprise birthday party club" which would explain the "you might be surprised" part.

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Then there's this gem... this makes me nervous. I thought I was working for my boss? The lesson from this is to trust no one. Especially your "boss."

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This metaphor is the clearest of them all though. Although, again, can they confirm that? Without the testimony of the birds I'm not sure it's valid.

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I've always dreamed of getting a fortune that said something like "you will have a great day tomorrow, and always." Or "you will meet your husband in about 32 seconds. 31, 30, 29..."

Instead I'll have to send roses dripping in gold I guess!