the classiest bandages in the world

Say what you want about New York City, but our bandages sure are classy! See for yourself... photo(9)

Just look how polite that bandage is, sitting on the street and having the decency to always flip sticky side down.

It looks like it was placed there ever so delicately by some kind street elves who creep out of the grooves on the sidewalks after 2 a.m. just to tidy things up.

I respect that.