What in the world is Drago from Rocky IV doing on Fulton Street? And repairing shoes of all things. Second question - does his diet allow him to eat bagels from the Bagel Cafe next door? Or is he still training to be a human "I must break you" machine?
Whatever he's doing on Fulton (way too close to where I live and work... coincidence?), I think it's important to remember that if he can change, everybody can change!
PS: I also came across this, which is somehow just as alarming as Drago... I guess nothing sells udon quite like a balloon man!